Dear Reader,
I’ve been running this paper for 30 years, 29 of which have been unprofitable (thank god for 9/11). Despite being broke, we’ve still brought you local news free from corporate influence all for the price of a cup of coffee, so believe me when I tell you that if you don’t donate $5 right now, you are single-handedly killing me, and whatever happens next is on you.
Cheers,
Roger Dickson